the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
The Gryffindors doing the same for Harry, and then the houses both getting into a competition. Friendships are forged over mutual liver damage.
I’ll Make A Man Out Of You | Mulan.
You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.